{"product_id":"the-woody-raincoat™-summer-protection-edition","title":"The Woody Raincoat™ (Summer Protection Edition)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_2d9ae37c06757de0\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woody Raincoat™ (Summer Protection Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eLook, we all love a cozy winter fleece, but it's summer. Trying to wrap your Woody—yes, we mean your pecker—in heavy knit fabric during a heatwave is a one-way ticket to a sweaty situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003ePlus, after the legal team at a certain global protection brand (rhymes with Purex) started lurking in our comments, we realized we needed to step up our defense game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eMeet the Woody Raincoat. It’s sleek, it’s slick, and it’s explicitly built to protect your Woody in the splash zone. Because a sudden downpour can hit at any moment, and nobody likes a wet Woody getting caught unprepared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Your Woody Needs This Protection:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Splash-Proof Vinyl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered from premium, ultra-clear waterproof material designed to handle high moisture, heavy friction, and extra messy situations. Wrap your Woody up before things get wild.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnti-Slip Drawstrings: \u003c\/strong\u003eFeatures heavy-duty adjustable toggles. Pull them tight to ensure the hood stays firmly secured on your Woody, no matter how hard the storm is pounding. It stays on until the job is done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Optical Illusion:\u003c\/strong\u003e The crystal-clear, tight-fitting design shows off every single ridge and detail while keeping your Woody perfectly sheltered. It magnifies the aesthetic so your soldier looks prime, glossy, and ready for action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Pocket Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Folds down incredibly small. Slip it into your wallet, glove box, or nightstand drawer so your Woody is never caught unprotected when the mood shifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003eUniversal Ergonomic Fit: Perfectly contoured to fit 17cm \"collectibles,\" home decor, or your Woody's favorite organic kitchen vegetables. (Seriously, your cucumbers have never looked this safe).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ STOCK WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thanks to our comment section warfare with the big rubber companies, everyone is trying to get their hands on this. Grab a Raincoat for your Woody today before the price jumps back up to $24.99 and you're left high and dry!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"GemPick","offers":[{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":47967295144101,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear","offer_id":47967295176869,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/1535\/2741\/files\/3804B9E3-B877-4620-9D5A-D7628273C69E.jpg?v=1783103610","url":"https:\/\/gempick.shop\/products\/the-woody-raincoat%e2%84%a2-summer-protection-edition","provider":"GemPick","version":"1.0","type":"link"}